Hate to burst your bubble - but there is nothing “happy” about you. Never has been. You are the epitome of whiny, nasty, and vicious. All anyone needs to do is read your posts.
I’ve only reported one person in all my years at FR (many more than you) and I assure you I won’t be reporting you - you are not worth the effort.
Me? I would change it a little. It would read, “Government schooling for Voldemort!”
:-)