[Fledermaus]

I suggest structural improvements to the stage.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

He could always wear a plain white shirt, and they can use him as the projection screen. ;)

[RaisingCain]

Don’t worry, the GOP is going to go for a setup like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y09OfBYob7k

[ScottinVA]

Yes... 4x8 posts, 16” apart, with two layers of 1” luan. That should do it. Hopefully Candy Crowley won`t waddle up there to get a post-speech interview.

Speaking of The Portly Man, imagine him as the nominee.. with Mike Huckabee as the “running” mate.