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And who ARE these spineless, cowering pantywetters who even whip this ridicules crap UP in their cowardly lil own-shadow-scared midget-minds? I mean SERIOUSlY, how DO these perpetual nail-biting boo!--you-crapped-your-pants-again babies get through a single dark nightlight-less NIGHT?
HEY you sniveling little tinkle-trunks worry-wimps:
Get the HELL out from under that freaking baby crib, wipe that dripping wimper-nose snot, pull up your Pull-ups, and get that damn THUMB out of your mouth. Sheesh.
Boo! Obama's gonna get you!
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