I like the name johniegrad gave him — Pink Floyd.
Shirt all torn open and bloody, pants falling down, eye half closed, big bruise on his side, he looks as though he had the stuffing beat out of him. Either that or he had one big night on the town.
This disgusting fatbody certainly wasn’t eating at Chick-fil-A:
http://eatthis.menshealth.com/content/restaurant-report-card?article=1&page=1
At the same time, if he doesn’t read Mens Health the chances are he’s not a homo.