"Tell me more about polonium-210..."
Joe better get himself a reputable food and drink taster
wouldn’t want him expiring due to unnatural causes disguised as natural causes.
It would be so easy to do, too. A mild stroke, anyone would believe that. Needs a rest. Getting to the age, you see...
Would they? I don’t think they’d need to, or they might not do it and claim they did, providing Biden likes that choice better.