Posted on 08/17/2012 5:36:28 AM PDT by IbJensen
The Senate majority leader continues to stonewall on a sensitive matter.
WASHINGTON -- A week passes, and thus far the Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has yet to tell us whether he is or is not having sexual relations with a cow. As was reported in this column last week, based on sources in the field, Mr. Reid has been involved with the cow for at least three months, possibly more. My sources cannot be identified for obvious reasons. Even the New York Times would not reveal their identities. The story is that hot.
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As for Mr. Obama and the Obama presidential campaign, what do they have to hide? Already their credibility is in tatters owing to their shoddy charges against Mr. Romney. First there was the charge regarding his taxes. Then there was the charge that his decisions at Bain Capital killed the wife of a man felicitously named Mr. Joe Soptic. His charge was leveled against Mr. Romney despite the fact that he left Bain Capital two years before Now comes Mr. Romney's choice of a running mate, Congressman Paul Ryan. There are literally hundreds of lies that can be told about him, possibly thousands. But there is a problem with Mr. Ryan. He has answers. In politics he could be called the Answer Man.
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I advise the entire Democratic Party to clear this question up now. Has Mr. Reid or has he not been canoodling with a cow? It is important because next week I shall be divulging the relationship of Vice President Joe Biden with a parrot, and the parrot is astonishingly lucid, at least in comparison to Mr. Biden.
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And the NAALCP remains silent. If a republican made that statement if would be open season and the state media would be right behind them with 24 hour coverage. The blatant hypocracy is breathtaking, but then hypocracy is just one tool in the tool box for these worms and blacks just march along lock step whoring their self dignity for the sake of their massahs.
Well, that did it. Now I just have to tell the story...
A senior fella stops at Starbucks for a coffee. While sitting at his table reading and drinking his coffee, a young girl with hair dyed red, yellow, green, comes in and places her order. He's watching her intently.
She sits at a table, and, after a while, notices him staring at her. She says "Hey, old man, what's the matter? Haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
He says "Sure. One time I got wasted and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
This is really quite funny and also imo the very best way to handle the nonsense we see on a daily basis from the utterly desperate Left.
Heavy ridicule is very effective such as what we saw from Ryan the other day when he addressed an audience by invoking Biden by claiming he was pleased to be speaking with this great audience from Nevada, even though he was in Ohio.
The gravity of these charges warrants the immediate appointment of a special prosecutor.
I am sick of you mollycoddling liberals covering up for democrats. We all know it wasn’t a cow but that the openly gay Harry Ried has been carrying on an affair with an underage bull. Stop trying to make it sound normal.
I knew Ried was having an affair. It makes perfect sense now. All those real estate deals, all that grass land... He was buying the cows silences with lavish accomodations.
It doesn’t surprise me that Harry Reid is a “Meat Banger”. The source is probably a jealous hog.
I knew Ried was having an affair. It makes perfect sense now. All those real estate deals, all that grass land... He was buying the cows silence with lavish accomodations.
It doesn’t surprise me that Harry Reid is a “Meat Banger”. The source is probably a jealous hog.
LOL!
It seems that over the years, liberalism rots the brain.
How can Hairy Reed be both Mormon and homosexual?
His voting record is very telling. That’s what America needs now a congress, Supreme Court and a military larded with queers.
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