[A_Former_Democrat]

Mutual priapism prevented the interview

[doug from upland]

A jilted lover. What will Chris do? Ask for palimony? Slash his tires? Put up embarrassing naked photos on the internet?

[Third Person]

Rumor has it that Immelt is backing Romney.

[skeeter]

How unjust. It was for The Won that Chrissie compromised his reputation.

Now The Won won't appear on his show because the world think Matthews is a spittle flecked leftwing lunatic.

Har.

[Huskrrrr]

Someone send this puke a bottle of Viagra.

[blueunicorn6]

How can you tell Chris Matthews from an orange traffic cone? - Chris has a pointier head.

[PowderMonkey]

Strap 'em on, Tingles. Don't keep him waiting.

[JPG]

"Boo-hoo, I'm devastated. How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless president...and after all I've done for him."

- Chrissy Matthews

[mkjessup]

Chris Matthews request for interview with Obama denied

Ohhhh the humanity!

[CatherineofAragon]

In a way, it’s too bad. It would have been entertaining to watch Chrissie, all caught up in his passionate infatuation, as he talked with his love interest. The trembling, the blushing, the stammering, the giggling...

Or maybe not. I feel kind of sick now.

[School of Rational Thought]

Chrissy was so disappointed, some say he may start dating women.

[RetiredTexasVet]

The WH offered Biden (Slow Joe) instead ... talk about being b!tch slapped!

[Zeppo]

Chris Matthews is just another stupid leftist, no different from the other useful idiots who pave the way for a Commie revolution only to discover that they themselves are among the first to be put up against the wall for the firing squad...

[dfwgator]

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You’re trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Whoa, that lovin’ feeling,
You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Now it’s gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there’s no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now your’re starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
‘Cause baby, something in you is dying.

You lost that lovin’ feeling,
Whoa, that lovin’ feeling,
You’ve lost that lovin’ feeling,
Now it’s gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.

We had a love...a love...a love you don’t find everyday.

So don’t...don’t...don’t...don’t let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your love (I need your love),
I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin’ feeling,
Whoa, that lovin’ feeling
Bring back that lovin’ feeling,
‘Cause it’s gone...gone...gone,
and I can’t go on,
noooo...

Bring back that lovin’ feeling,
Whoa, that lovin’ feeling
Bring back that lovin’ feeling,
‘Cause it’s gone...gone...

[House Atreides]

This is one thing I can’t blame Obama for doing. Since Matthews would have to pass through Secret Service screening prior to getting into Obama’s presence, it would be quite clear to Obama and others that the tiny bulge in the front of Matthew’s trousers was not a tiny derringer, but something else entirely—just physical evidence that Chris was happy to see Obama.

Major league yuck at the thought of that.

[The Cajun]

Matthews probably even creeps Obama out.
They offered Slo-Joe because he's not aware enough to be creeped out.