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To: Oztrich Boy

Actually, people should keep a stuffed dog just inside the door. The cops will first open fire on the dog, alerting the residents to the incursion.


24 posted on 08/19/2012 3:04:05 PM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: SgtHooper
Actually, people should keep a stuffed dog just inside the door. ...

LOL Filing that under 'jokes that are actually good ideas.'

Add some strategically placed hidden speakers and an audio track of a very vicious sounding dog/s. When the stuffed dog is shot it triggers a program that plays the snarling dog/s coming from alternating speakers. Keep the invaders turning this way and that for a little bit.

26 posted on 08/19/2012 3:35:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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