[clintonh8r]

That picture is begging for a caption contest.....

[V_TWIN]

I did, see post #24

[V_TWIN]

“That picture is begging for a caption contest.....”

I did, see post #24

[Iron Munro]

Fat Bottomed Girl

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girl,
You make my rockin' world go round.

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way,
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality.
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!