[Sub-Driver]

Such nonsense......

[RightOnline]

Hey Turner, you idiot.....how’s ‘bout we take YOU to a new level....as in “FIRED!!!”????

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Agreed. However, the American people must love this nonsense as it keeps happening!

[grobdriver]

Their team plays to an empty stadium once or twice, this’ll get changed.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Take me out to the ball game.
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some string cheese and hu-uh-mus
I don’t care if we....(what rhymes with hummus?)

[freedomlover]

“We’re not going to sell soda and it doesn’t matter who it’s to.”

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Obviously they aren’t going to teach grammar either.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I can just see those spirited high schoolers now, cheering on their home team while sipping Perrier and munching celery sticks dipped in hummus.

[mlizzy]

Why not get rid of the football too? It's made out of pigskin (or rather dead cows)...

Maybe they could throw around a free-range chicken instead.

[UCANSEE2]

I love these satire pieces.

[GeronL]

these same peopple think 11 years are mature enough for sex

weird

[RC2]

I bet no hot dogs either. I wonder if they’ll sell beer?

[reegs]

An excellent opportunity for some free-market, entrepreneur-minded students to set up a Freedom Food stand outside the stadium selling all the stuff people want. I mean, I like hummus, but not during a damn football game!

[albie]

“We’re taking it to another level,”

...I guess there are more “levels” of stupidity than I was aware.

[PLD]

It is cheaper to take your own sodas..I usually take water and juice sometimes soft drinks..

Has anyone seen the machine that is being sold to make your own soft drinks..we have one and the drinks almost the same taste as the the drinks you buy..I like them but do not drink any soft drink every day..

[oh8eleven]

Hummus? Is that part of the new food pyramid?

[sharkhawk]

I thought this had to be from the onion. High school football fans eating hummus? ROFLMAO.

[Osage Orange]

Instead, teachers will be encouraged to reward boys and girls with an eraser, a sticker or “taking a walk with a special staff person.”

Yeah.....I bet they do!

[sharkhawk]

When I was in high school, the concession stands is where the booster and student clubs made their money. I guess they are going to have to find somewhere else to get cash.

[crusty old prospector]

Hummus. Ain’t that the brown cow crap that I sprinkle on the garden every year? I think I’ll be eating the peat moss instead.

[Iron Munro]

Buy a bowl of hummus and get three free tickets to the local Mosque!

[kcvl]

Parents won't be able to bring in cupcakes to celebrate a child's birthday. Teachers will be encouraged to reward students with extra recess instead of food, and if food is used in celebration, it will be healthy food. These changes go for staff lounges, too.

School health coordinator Chanda Turner says this is all about practicing what the school preaches. "How you change or establish kids behavior is by giving them a chance to practice healthy behaviors. We're trying to give kids as many opportunities as possible to practice healthy decisions," Turner said.

7/6/2012

Chanda Turner, a health coordinator for thePortland School District, is losing her job along with 30 others around the state as a result of funding elimination. Posters in the foreground were part of her program encouraging proper eating habits among students.