[sam_paine]

"Ending your campaign on a stupid statement about rape is just like bad weather: If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."

-- actual quote of Clayton Williams, former Texas Gubernatorial Candidate (as likely transcribed by Lazamataz)

[Hugin]

I remember that guy. When asked how he would get Democrats to work with him, he pointed out that he was a life insurance salesman, and “if you can talk a Texan into giving up his beer money so his wife can live comfortably with another man after he’s dead, you can talk anyone into anything”.