Posted on 08/21/2012 5:41:57 AM PDT by pietraynor
Republicans should pray that Barack Obama keeps Joe Gaffe on the ticket.
The "Collected Sayings of the Joe," if put in book form, would be an overnight bestseller. It would be so good, these gems could be turned into a hit television reality show or a movie. Screenwriters would kill for the hilarious gaffes and one-liners that so naturally come out of the mouth of the Joe. Gold, pure gold.
Republicans desperately need Joe Gaffe running at the Big O's side. It is their ticket to the White House. They pray that the Big O will not dump the Joe for Hillary Clinton
Let's face it, Hillary scares the hell out of Republicans (and anyone else with half a brain). Her accumulated frequent-flier miles alone as secretary of state, if put on a scale, would weigh more than Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and Joe Gaffe put together. She has become one seriously heavy lady -- in the political sense, of course.
And on her many jaunts to foreign lands and exotic capitals, she has shown she knows how to party. She can sing, drink and dance with the best of them, even though she has no rhythm, and the world burns all around her. In that sense she has many of the same attributes as her husband, and look where he washed up -- in the White House.
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Gaffes??? How about direct lies, racist and plagiarist remarks? Yeah, Ole Joe just makes silly little Gaffe’s while Akin makes misogynist, hate filled, right-winged
outrageous statements!
Only a liberal would think an racist remark was funny.
Joe Biden isn’t a comic, he’s an Catholic abortion , contraception, Obama backing liberal who believes that the more money he gives to the church allows him to say and do anything he pleases.
When push comes to shove Joe will find out just how funny the Lord thought he was.
Of the two on the ticket Joe is actually the smart one!!!!
Screenwriters would kill for the hilarious gaffes and one-liners that so naturally come out of the mouth of the Joe. Gold, pure gold.
Not to mention the lies(wife killed by drunk driver) plagiarism (Kinnock). This pos needs to stay on the ticket
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