Oh but they HAVE! ...the latest fashion, broadway shows, the FAAAAbulous museums, but they have a gritty side too. They have RATS, really really big rats! Rats so big they could scare a shi-tzu!
And did I mention the summer heat? Why, it gets so hot they even have to run the air conditioners AT NIGHT!
You gotta be a special kind of tough to live in that kind of environment.
LOL! Said with your best lisp!