Most corporations require a drug test to be hired. A girl where I worked tried to use her dogs pee. Didn’t work.
Doctor: "The good news is, you're clean. The bad news is, you are about to have a litter of pups, you have mange, and fleas. You've been a very bad girl." (swats her on nose with newspaper)
“A girl where I worked tried to use her dogs pee. Didn’t work.”
I can’t imagine the sight of her wandering around in her back yard chasing fido with a cup!
My youngest worked on a railroad in Alabama some years back. The word got around there was going to be a "surprise" drug test, so one of his buddies had his girlfriend pee in a bottle, which he then strapped to his thigh to keep it warm.
After the test results came back, each employee was called in the office. When it came time for this guy, his boss said "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're pregnant, the bad news is that you're fired."
It’s not just a problem there - even here in central KY the company I work for rejects a significant number of applicants due to failed drug tests.
After I retired, I hired on as a night stocker at Wal-Mart to get some pocket money. I worked my fanny off as we were always undermanned. We complained to the supervisor numerous times and were always told they were trying to hire more. We thought it was B/S and on the last occasion said so. The supervisor said, "OK, here's the results of our last hiring attempt: 30 people applied, 15 responded for an interview, three passed the drug test and one never showed up". Two weeks later, the two newbies quit. I left after three years and it was still going on.