The state's a minimum-security insane asylum where the inmates routinely vote against their best interests and can't for the life of them figure out why everything is turning into a huge turd all around them.
All this while smugly proclaiming their intellectual superiority to the pathetic rubes in the other 56 states.
Madame Dufarge:
Are you sure Massachusetts isn’t a MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANE ASYLUM? THey have given us the most Soviet spies and traitors per capital than any other state (New York is close).
They don’t call Harvard/Cambridge area the “Red Triangle” for nothing.