DEMS UNVEIL CONVENTION THEME: "Let's Get It On" (emphasis on condoms, swinging and hooking-up)

“Let’s have weird, perverted orgies, with ugly, old, fat, stinky people doing disgusting things! Everything goes! Sex with children and animals! Bondage and discipline! Whips, chains, branding, piercings, group sex, homosexual and lesbian sex, trepanation, public abortion and fetus cannibalism, necrophilia, scat! You name it and we will defile it and curse God while we are doing it!”

Or, just cut to the chase...

“Give us fire and brimstone, as you did to our master!”

I wouldn’t advise that. You know, that whole “pillar of salt” thing.

LOL——nice photoshopping.

NO SATIRE HERE---THIS IS THE REAL THING Planned Parenthood unveils its new texting program aimed at your kids.

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PPhood’s newsest atrocity is texting children——a sex “educator” employed by Planned Parenthood—-the organization that works constantly to drive a wedge between children and their parents-—will be texting your children without parental knowledge or consent.

THE PEDOPHILE CREDO Planned Parenthood Federation of America has proclaimed a right to sexual enjoyment as a basic human right for all people, including children, and is pushing that goal in every arena, including schools, community groups, and particularly the United Nations. It hires children as young as 14 to promote sex to their peers, and one affiliate recently posted a job listing for a state-funded peer educator position that requires that the teens must attend the annual gay pride parade in order to work for PP.

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When Planned Parenthood of Greater Northern New Jersey held its annual national sex educators’ conference, it promoted a website pushing such resources as “Unequal Partners, Teaching about Power and Consent in Adult-Teen and Other Relationships.” Planned Parenthood is actively involved in trying to push existing boundaries that separate and protect children from sexual activity.....as fodder for pedophiles

While this particular texting program has launched in the Denver area, it may well be a test program with plans for nationwide expansion. Parents must be very vocal in their opposition to Planned Parenthood texting their children. You can monitor your children’s phones for texting by noting the program’s acronym and number.

The Planned Parenthood “In Case You’re Curious” contact info is obtained by texting ICYC to 66746.

================================================ Satire is one way to call attention to a looming problem: There is a HUGE push to normalize pedophilia---BY PLANNED PARENTHOOD, NAMBLA AND ASSOCIATED GROUPS----they have been organizing for years.

When one pedophile surfaces, you can be sure there are many others lurking around. They gather in swarms to hunt kids....even going on kid hunts to toy stores.

Keep in mind, these evil souless predators are amazingly persuasive — and take pride in their ability to dupe people without displaying their true nature.

People are easily taken in by these calculatedly charming, persuasive predators. Pedophiles entice their victims by gaining their trust.......the same way they get people to cover for them.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD-—THE PEDOPHILES AMONG US-—IN OUR SCHOOLS This vile organization-—Planned Parenthood—— exhibits all the signs of avid organized pedophiles.They are in our schools K-12 sniffing around the genitals of young people We need to know how many of these PP types are connected to pedophilia organizations-——and have been convicted of pedophilia.

Jimmy Carter: Uh, hi there, everybody. It's good to see your faces. Tonight I want to talk to you about a timeless Democratic tradition - sexual performance in the White House! [ smiles and salutes the crowd ]
I am going to personally try to be a lusty, zesty kind of president, and follow.. [ winks at girl in the crowd ] Hi, baby. How are you? [ returns to speech ] ..and follow the lusty example of LBJ, JFK, and FDR.
I want you to remember for a moment the love life of Harry Truman, and my guess is that his First Lady was one satisfied customer! [ makes kissing gestures to girls in the crowd ]
It is in my heart that I have commited adultery, and that God forgives me, and.. um.. I forgot to add when I said that, that I have worn women's clothing.. [ pauses and smiles ] ..and I look very beautiful in it, too! I dont know why I said that, but I think that in the long run it will help me get elected!
You know, when stopping like this, I have had the opportunity to lust after a lot of women in America, and I have found that.. "East coast girls are really hip, I really dig the styles they wear.." [ pauses and smiles ] "..and the Northern girls, with the way they look, they keep me warm up there.." [ clicks along ] "I wish they all could be California girls!"
So far in my campaign, I have only fantisized. But now I actually look forward to some of the girls I've lusted after. Saucy vixens like Helena Kazan, Sheri Lewis, Phyliss Newman - actually, I'm not sure God ever forgave me for Phyliss Newman. But I want you to look at our Democratic figures - FDR, LBJ, JFK, Harry Truman - now, here were lusty, zesty men, seething with vital hormonal secretions. These were men of action. Doers. Democrats!

As your president, I look forward to deeply satisfying each and every last one of you! God forgive us all! Thank you!

YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP-—Every four years brings a new development to Democrat political conventions. This time it’s the first transgender member of the Democratic National Committee.

She’s Barbra Siperstein, known as “Babs.” Babs was once known as Barry, Army veteran, and father of three for almost 50 years. Now 70, Babs Siperstein, of NJ, said she wants to bolster Democratic party principles.

This year the Democrat party platform calls for marriage equality in three easy steps-—publicize it, normalize it, then get unsuspecting taxpayers to subsidize it.

Sandra Fluke - Putting the ‘Harlot’ in ‘Charlotte’.

Nice contribution to the thread.

DNC ANNOUNCES CONVENTION SPEAKER--Texas man suing supplement company for fractured penis will address delegates.

HOUSTON (CBS HOUSTON) – A Texas man has sued a sexual enhancement supplement company for allegedly causing his penis to fracture in a disturbing incident at a Houston motel.

Adrian Carter, 29, blames the supplement VirilisPro he bought last year at a Chevron gas station, but urologists have told ABC News that penile fractures are most often the result of rough sex.

According to the lawsuit, Carter purchased the supplement in the “early morning hours” at a Chevron gas station on his way to the Scottish Inn. There, he engaged in sexual intercourse with his “paramour.”

During intercourse, Carter experienced “significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror,” according to the lawsuit filed on Aug. 27 in Harris County, Texas.

“It was pretty horrific to view the pictures,” Carter’s lawyer, Melissa Moore, told ABCNews.com. “I know it sounds unusual…He was young and healthy and on no other meds at the time he took the supplement.”

Emergency room doctors had to “deglove” Carter’s penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claims.

The drug manufacturers Haute Health Limited Liability Company, Carney & Carney Financial Services, Solid Rock Worship Company and individuals Michael Heilig and Tyra Carney have all been named in the lawsuit. All are located in New Jersey.

The website for VirilisPro says the supplement is “made with only natural ingredients to prevent harmful side effects.” It advertises improvements in sexual performance that includes a harder erection, a more intense orgasm and a lower recovery time.

Male consumers are instructed to take it 30 minutes before intercourse and only use one pill in a 36-hour period. The ad warns the user to “always check with a healthcare professional” first.

According to the lawsuit, Carter is seeking medical expenses and punitive damages for product liability, negligence, breach of warranty, deceptive trade, mental anguish, pain and suffering and “past and future loss of consortium.”

The Food and Drug Administration doesn’t regulate dietary supplements in the same way as food or drugs. But the FDA can take action against any supplement deemed unsafe, according to their guidelines.