But Øbøzø is no Elijah.
“But Øbøzø is no Elijah.”
If he were, he’d be present at every circumcision, gobbling down the refreshments and guzzling the wine, and nationalizing the mohel’s job. He’d be present at every Passover Seder, decrying the poverty of the Joooz! who are forced to eat unleavened bread, and offering them shovel-ready jobs in the newly demoncratic Egypt, making bricks, and explaining that austerity measures force them to find their own straw.