[alice_in_bubbaland]

You forgot the Barf Alert. :)

[Sacajaweau]

Puke............

[ColdOne]

Of the convention, he said: “This is just like a relay and you start off with the fastest person. So I’m going to be at home and I’m going to be watching it with our girls. And I am going to try not to let them see their daddy cry because when Michelle starts talking, I start getting all misty. But I’m looking forward to being in Charlotte myself, I’ll go down there tomorrow.”

[svcw]

To the headline: who doesn’t, then the vomiting starts.

[SparkyBass]

yeah, my eyes would water too, recalling all the times I’d been slapped up side the head!

[bgill]

So do I when you both speak knowing you’re out to destroy the nation.

[Seeing More Clearly Now]

They want to convince the American public that Obama is human. Romney showed the human side, so Barack tries to copy him, but in the case of Obama the attempt falls flatter than flat; he just can’t fake it.

[exit82]

Play Misty for me.

[mardi59]

Eyes get misty knowing he’s stuck with her and can’t see his gay boyfriend.

[austinaero]

Why? Doesn't she talk to him at home? Good Lord,,this convention is a copy cat for the RNC one,,,forward with dreams and humanizing the candidates, ,etc,,,

[JLAGRAYFOX]

If there is any human being in the USA and the entire rest of the world that believes Barack Hussein Obama, of Muslim Brotherhood note, would cry when his evil America Hater wife, Michelle Obama speaks of him, then, they must be insane, stoned, drunk or on large doses of Kool-Aid!!! The “FREAK SHOW!!! known as the Democrat National Convention is underway in Charlotte, North Carolina!!! Disgusting people, all of them!!!

[jonrick46]

I would get misty eyed if my wife had reduced me to a quivering wimp. What is so bad is what he didn’t tell us, like his habit of going into the fetal position and sucking his thumb whenever he hears Michelle’s voice.

[Right Wing Assault]

'I start getting all misty' watching Michelle speak

You dummy! It's because you smoke weed every time she speaks and it's not misty, it's smoky.

[Portcall24]

It’s called “Depends”. Remember it, use it, it’s your best friend.

[Artie]

Somebody PLEASE cue up Johnny Mathis

[Argus]

Just looking at the First Wookie makes babies cry, dogs howl, cats hiss, grown men heave, and clocks stop.

[Gay State Conservative]

Funny...he has the same reaction when he hears Bill Ayers speak.

[EnquiringMind]

She's lookin' mighty hefty these days. Hahaha - a democrat just said "she's an emormous ASSet for Obama". Got that right.

[Chode]

smart of the RATS to get her fat cow azz out of the way when most people aren't watching so it doesn't ugly up things later...

[layman]

How can such a skinny twink be so full of $hit ? !