His place on Rushmore
Posted on 09/05/2012 6:23:05 AM PDT by bronxville
Photoshoppers: Take one of those “Aliens meet with Obama” tabloid type covers, but show the ET talking to an empty chair...
“I’m putting a chair out tonight. Forget the yard signs this year.”
Don’t forget to rub Poison Ivy all over it. That way, when it’s stolen, you can scan your neighbors for Calamine Lotion.
Or just conceal a bell or wind chime beneath the chair, so you’ll hear when it moves. And maybe conceal a “game trail camera” in the front flower bed.
His place on Rushmore
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