Teenager 'accidentally shoots himself in the genitals while cleaning new gun

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ ^

[CodeToad]

It wasn’t jackassery, it was experimentin’. :)

[crosshairs]

Shoulda used a Bore Snake instead of his pee pee.

[crosshairs]

What sort of idiot doesn’t clear the weapon before he starts cleaning?

Someone who is not necessarily nuts.

[donhunt]

He did.

[rmlew]

Question: If you shoot your own balls off, does that make you an honorary Darwin Award recipient, even though you’re still warmer than room temperature?
If he be blew both testicles off, they absolutely. In fact, because he managed to do so in a manner that can be described in a double entendre, I think he is in a good position to be nominated or win.

[Eagles6]

I believe the requirement is that the person be incapable of further contaminating the gene pool so this should qualify.

[RatSlayer]

““Cleaning the gun:” what they say when they shoot themselves while being a jackass.”

Yep. In “ye olden days” a lot of suicides were also falsely reported as “gun cleaning accidents” on death certificates to defraud the life insurance company. But the insurance companies eventually got pissed off enough to crack down on it, so it doesn’t happen much anymore.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Teenager ‘accidentally shoots himself in the genitals while cleaning new gun”

From the looks of him society is now much better off.

[RichInOC]

Okay, how is “Ow! My Balls!” not an actual show yet?

(Yeah, I know “America’s Funniest Videos” sort of is. But not completely.)

[MARTIAL MONK]

Bad news is.........he’s getting a shotgun for Christmas.

[BobL]

REAL men only clean out UNLOADED guns. He may look mean in that picture (midway down), but there will be a lot of disappointment amongst the ‘fairer sex’ once the status of his ‘apparatus’ is revealed.

[Travis McGee]

I am very lucky I steel have 20 digits and all my senses.

(Except the sense God gave a fool. I missed that one from the start. What’s it like?)

[CodeToad]

I only got the fool stuff, but I do still have 5 x 5 x 5 x5 x 1! (’cept the wife claims property to the 1)

[Travis McGee]

I wish mine did.

[China Clipper]

"There once was a man with a Glock
Who shot off the end of his ...."

naw that's just too easy....

[Nebr FAL owner]

My thought exactly ! An honorable mention at the very least. 8*>

[Titan Magroyne]

Look at the bright side: The bore’s clear.

[Titan Magroyne]

Dear Florida,

Thanks!

Love,
North Carolina

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m sure that West Virginia is appreciative too.

[TheOldLady]

You and me both.

I did some death-defying crap when Hubby (then boyfriend) and I used to dice in the canyons when we were dating. He rode a Dunstall Norton, and I was on a pocket rocket Honda 400-4 that had been uh... enhanced somewhat.

There is only one patch of skin that I’m missing on my left knee and a crushed knuckle on my left hand, but believe me, I deserved much worse.

Thank you, God, for sparing a silly broad.