Knifing cartons of poisoned milk

Tacoma News Tribune ^ | 09/08/2012

[Uncle Miltie]

For your amusement!

[Red Badger]

It was obviously racist milk..............was any of it chocolate?............

[Uncle Miltie]

(Obviously the gentleman is mentally ill, and for that we should hold him in our prayers. However, the news item is just too funny to pass up!)

[CrazyIvan]

Now that's lactose intolerance!

[Dr. Sivana]

So, this guy goes into a store and starts puncturing jugs of milk that creates puddles on the floor.

Rule #1: DON'T CRY OVER IT!

[DannyTN]

I’d be testing the milk and asking why he believes it’s poisoned before I wrote the man off as crazy.

[MHGinTN]

It was only a matter of time ... bath salts and milk.

[DannyTN]

Then again, he could be one of those pasteurized is evil, raw milk worshipers.

[KarlInOhio]

He said the man had thrown a carton of milk at him.

Threw the poisoned milk? That's attempted murder.

Anyway, everyone knows that the poison was really in the cans of beans.

[Red Badger]

Florida has banned the Bath Salts and such, but they keep popping up in different forms, incense, room fragrance, car deodorizers, etc.......

[OneWingedShark]

I’d be testing the milk and asking why he believes it’s poisoned before I wrote the man off as crazy.

Agreed. If it is, then all charges should be dropped, and he should be commended.

[Dr. Pritchett]

Nancy Pelosi believes this will help boost the economy because now the store has to buy more!

[Boogieman]

We need one of those 4-H kids who can detect milk contaminants by taste, like in Napoleon Dynamite.

[MHGinTN]

North Carolina hasn’t collected enopugh taxes on them yet, to shut the flow down from that state.

[MHGinTN]

North Carolina hasn’t collected enough taxes on them yet, to shut the flow down from that state. NC bath salts have been found connected to E. TN crimes recently.

[100American]

Raw milk is far better for you than pasteurized. Louis Pasteur for whom the process was named admitted on his deathbed that he was wrong, the pathogens that were harmful came from how the milk was gathered and handled, not from the milk itself.

Do some research on the subject and then see what you think

And BTW no one is worshiping anything just looking for equal access to a better product

[stephenjohnbanker]

A Cowist ?

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “Anyway, everyone knows that the poison was really in the cans of beans.”

Why? Is that what the carrots told you?

[LonePalm]

Now that's lactose intolerance!

Now that's funny right there.

The man got it wrong. Actually, on average, it is the fish sauce that is poissoned.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Red Badger]

One ‘convenience store’ here has been busted several times. All the cops can do is confiscate the stuff and next week it’s back under new names and different labels.............