And the GOP is hoping to get rid of that trouble making Michele Bachmann.
"The Snake CINO" tells of a tender-hearted woman who finds a dying, half-frozen snake CINO on the side of the road. Taking the snake CINO home, she revives it and hugs it.
"The snake CINO later bites her, then says to her as she lies dying in disbelief: 'Silly woman! You knew I was a snake CINO before you brought me in!'"
The GOP, tragically, has yet to learn the simple, straightforward truth of said fable's moral.