“Who are you?”, responded obama.
“It's me and Vern and the boys”
“Look son... I am CiC of the United States and I have 1.5 million troops under my command and you need to know that”.
“Look Mr President... I need to talk with Vern and the boys about this... I will have to get back with you”.
Well sir this good old boy calls obama back up the next day and says, “Mr president... I am going to have to call off that war”.
“Well son, I am glad that you have come to your senses and see that you face a far more lethal Military”.
“No sir... it ain't that... you see we run a catfish farm and me and Vern and the boys just can't figure out... even with 20 ponds... how we are going to feed that many prisoners of war”.
LLS
I thought maybe they needed more ponds and fish to handle all the fresh groceries...
The feds are cursed with the McClellan syndrome. Suburban and rural America will be controlled by locals in concert with the Sheriffs and police. The feds will be running damage control and food operations in the cities a la Somalia. They could take us out if they so choose- but people gotta eat and feds can’t farm for sh_t.