OK, there was this Shi'ite muslim with a peg-leg and a Sunni with a wooden eye. Hey, stop me if you heard this one!
So they hate each other. Of course. They're muslims! But one day they run into each other at a fermented camel-milk bar. They're pounding back the hump juice and one thing leads to another, the Sunni says, `Why do we have to hate each another when they're are so many infidels in the world?' And the Shi'ite says, `Yeah you're right, let's stop all the name-calling and finger-pointing,' and so the next thing you know they're best friends. The Sunni says, `Hey, would you like to come home and meet the family and my wives?' And the Shi'te replies, `Wouldn't I!' And the Sunni fires back "Peg leg!" Hey whoa, ha, whoops! Yeah baby ...
So they hate each other. Of course. They're muslims! But one day they run into each other at a fermented camel-milk bar. They're pounding back the hump juice and one thing leads to another, the Sunni says, `Why do we have to hate each another when they're are so many infidels in the world?' And the Shi'ite says, `Yeah you're right, let's stop all the name-calling and finger-pointing,' and so the next thing you know they're best friends. The Sunni says, `Hey, would you like to come home and meet the family and my wives?' And the Shi'te replies, `Wouldn't I!' And the Sunni fires back "Peg leg!" Hey whoa, ha, whoops! Yeah baby ...