Hey Munro, watch the gay innuendo when you are talking about my Commander-in-Chief! Just 'cause the boy lets his feminine side hang out a bit, doesn't mean he's queer. OK, he belongs to a gay bath house hang-out gym. Could be because it was conveniently close to his house. Holding hands with Paki (n.b., now pronounced "POCK-EE")chaps is a cultural thing, as is kissing, and long hot showers together before prayers.
We are trying to bring our country together, Munro. People with overly suspicious minds are no help. Who are you going to believe, Larry Sinclair and your lying eyes, or the President?
O, BTW, your rumor:
Michelle ordered Reggie out when he told her he wanted Barack to have his love child? And Barack said yes. I heard that rumor weeks ago, right after Michelle had her try out with the Washington Redskins. When she came home, Reggie and Barry rubbed her the wrong way, when she attempted to get between them. There is also no truth to the insane rumour that Michelle is the mysterious Third Williams Sister, put up for adoption when she proved too violent.