[annieokie]

""my husband has “outsourced” his memory, along with a lot of his other competencies, because he can.)"""

Because they can, rofl. That describes 90% of male minds.

I know my hubby messes up everything I ask him to do, so that I will never ask him to do that again, which also falls into the BECAUSE THEY CAN and will.

[Nachoman]

Never be too quick to get a divorce. You may need your spouse to help you finish your sentences someday.

[Tuanedge]

You made me laugh. Bill Cosby had a whole comedy routine based on how men get out of work by pretending to be incompetent. His wife is sick and tells Bill to get out of bed and make breakfast for his children, and he gives them all chocolate cake arguing how it’s nutritious because it has milk and wheat and eggs in it... she beats him severely and goes to make breakfast for the kids herself, and he goes back to bed...”which is where I wanted to be in the first place”...LOL

[Tax-chick]

my hubby messes up everything I ask him to do, so that I will never ask him to do that again

My teenagers are like that.