[Kenny Bunk]

This Yemeni environmentalist's name is translated in English as "Trayvon Martin." He and his pals (inc. the chap with the AK) were on their way home from Koran Study Class, and were dropping off a hot seafood dinner for an elderly shut-in widow. Although a humble "fisherman" by day, Quana was studying Nuclear Physics by night, never chewed Quat, and was working on his "400 Melon" Merit Badge in the Yemeni scouting program.

As a martyr to Infidel gunplay, we faithful must, must I say inquire as to how many virgins he will be assigned in Paradise. While the entire complement of 72, as recommended by Muhammed (MPBUH) seems somewhat lavish ... given the circumstances, I pray to Allah the All Wise that he is at least granted 3 or 4 suitable companions, now that he leaving his beloved scout troops behind.

[Kenny Bunk]

Prosecutors in Norway decided against opening an investigation,

Is there no end to the lengths to which these crafty Norvegians will go to secure their supplies of Lutefisk?

" It is qvite simple my Yemeni frents, you vant an investigation? Ve take the fish."

[GladesGuru]

“I pray to Allah the All Wise that he is at least granted 3 or 4 suitable companions”.

Your wish is granted - Young Goat F*cker will have four virgin goats reserved for his pleasure..