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To: Yaelle

Steaks and steak knives are next.


7 posted on 09/20/2012 12:23:34 PM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: onyx
California will be the first state to require that everyone wear a reinforced styrofoam bicycle helmet while driving.

First it'll be teenagers, then everyone else. Next it'll be pedestrians and anyone leaving the confines of their housing unit. You'll be fined for walking outside your domicile without your helmet: 4500 Pesollars the first time, then 10,000 Pesollars the second time including a point against your California Public Wellness Insurance Account (Cal-PWIA).

Further infractions will cause you to meet with a California Public Services 'Life Coach' on a weekly basis for a designated probationary period. Failure to do so will mean suspension of your public insurance account which will essentially prevent you from leaving your home, even if it's to move out of California.

16 posted on 09/20/2012 12:37:38 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: onyx
"...steak knives are next."


Remember this guy? Ol' Saucy Jack?



They're only 124 years too late for that one.....
19 posted on 09/20/2012 12:41:14 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine ("On the ascent of Olympus, what's a botched bar or two?" -Artur Schnabel)
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