You can’t make this stuff up:
“The people across the country who were hearing his speech at that time and all other Koreans in the south and abroad who heard this news were overwhelmed by inexpressible excitement.
Jangjae Islet! Mu Islet! They are islets whose names they have never heard before but they were greatly excited.
These islets not well known among the people are now called islets where Kim Jong Un’s love for the people has been brought to bloom like a legend and mysterious islets which would mercilessly shatter the provocation of aggressors.”
You could almost think it was all a parody