[zeugma]

Mom, positive soul that she is, always said to wear clean underwear, ‘cause you never know if this is the day you die, and you’d be embarrassed to death if they saw you in dirty underwear.

Except, if you pass, you're likely to soil them anyway.

[dfwgator]

Except, if you pass, you're likely to soil them anyway.

"First you say it, then you do it." - Bill Cosby

[xzins]

There are always complications with mom’s wisdom. :>)