[Oratam]

I'm old enough to remember a skit with guest host Howard Hesseman (WKRP in Cincinnati) and Don Novello (Fr. Guido Sarducci) as two oil sheiks who've moved into a wealthy California neighborhood. As they paint the marble nudes private areas, they say "I think I shall make this one a redhead. I think this one is a brunette."

Pretty tasteless . . . but pretty accurate.

[research99]

“The Bel-Arabs”

[dfwgator]

Come listen to a story ’bout a man named Ahmed
Poor Camel driver barely kept his family fed.
Then one day- he was shootin’ at some Jews
When up through the ground comes a bubblin’ ooze
Oil that is… Saudi soda.... Persian Perrier

Now the first thing ya know, Ahmed’s a millionaire
Kin folk said: Ahmed, Move away from there!
said: Californy is the place that you’d do fair
So the loaded up their camel and they moved to BelAir
swimmin pools…movie stars…...Jews....
The Bel Airabs!