You’re probably wondering, “Alas, what have you done to your Sunday guest list?”
Well, I just wanted to show folks what a factual news story looks like when twisted with editorializing smears, bias, and opinion, just as the DNC/Driveby media does to nearly everything they now report. Except mine is not a typical Liberal, democratic Party supporting bias, but the opposite. In this alternative world the press spins for the Republicans. What is not an alternative world story but rather the real one is they—the DNC press--cannot tell a factual story without doing what I have done.
So keep that in mind as you read about such things as Romney being behind Obama in the polls.
Also, I am going to be using a new term to describe an individual news reporter, anchor or interviewer: “White House Spokesman”. Please join me! This year, more than ever in our history, it’s especially true. Of course, it will stop being true after Romney inauguration.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM NBC's "Meet the Press"
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM ABC's "This Week"
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM "Fox News Sunday"
3:00 PM - 4:30 PM CNN's "Late Edition"
4:30 PM - 5:00 PM CBS's "Face The Nation"
Listen at the link above WHILE you FReep!
Top ten! WOO HOO!
Thanks for thread A.B. I see CNN stole evidence from a crime scene (Ambassador’s diary) and used it against family’s wishes after promising they wouldn’t. Real class.
I was reading along and thought, hey, this can’t be right. The media is writing the news like I would.
This was a grand send up, Alas. Very well done.
You’re probably wondering, “Alas, what have you done to your Sunday guest list?”
Well, I just wanted to show folks what a factual news story looks like when twisted with editorializing smears, bias, and opinion, just as the DNC/Driveby media does to nearly everything they now report. Except mine is not a typical Liberal, democratic Party supporting bias, but the opposite. In this alternative world the press spins for the Republicans. What is not an alternative world story but rather the real one is they—the DNC press—cannot tell a factual story without doing what I have done.
After all, this past week was one that began with all of us listening in on an open-mike exposition of lamestream media bias in which supposedly “competing” reporters PLOTTED to ambush Romney at a press conference ...
And ended with the lamers marveling over the “tough” questions a Mexican network laid on the Anointed One, as if this same cadre of lamers had not EVER tried a “tough” question on Bush or Reagan or you name it.
How do they sleep?
I think an introduction of, say, George Steponallofus, as “Here is George Steponallofus, White House Spokesman” is just perfect.
Going to sing at 10 am mass this morning as the tourists are gone, the choir is back!
Just got through a weekend with daughter and granddaughter. This after last weekend with liberal mother-in-law.
whew!
She hates Paul Ryan, MIL does. HATES him. Raises fists and clenches teeth as she says his name.
Then there’s the thespian sister of her daughter-in-law (Billy’s brother). They live in Mass, they got married, and now, of all people for this happen to....her son’s sister-in-law is now pregnant with a little boy who will never know his Daddy buy hey, he’ll have two mommies.
MIL is so conflicted because of her liberal ways she’d normally be right up there championing the cause of the downtrodden thespians.
but the “wife” of her son’s sister-in-law is a militant sort and she, get this...HATES HATES HATES her son.
MIL children, including mine own husband, are very religious. Husband’s brother thinks this is all sin and of course believes every child should be raised by two parents.
Now HE has a son he’s trying to raise right, sends him to Catholic school, keeps close eye on him. All he wanted was for this thespian couple to keep their relationship low key, to not go on about it. His son (my MIL’s grandchild if you’re following this) is only 9 years old and brother in law wants to let him have his childhood before explaining all of this.
But the militant thespian wouldn’t have it and kept doing things like kissing her “wife” in front of the boy.
Big fight at Christmas dinner.
If this were anybody else MIL would be raising fist and shouting hatred at any meanie who would refer to true thespian love as a sin.
BUT it’s her son and she don’t know up from down as he is treated so badly.
My brother in law, indeed my own husband, are two of the greatest guys on earth....their father was president of a bank, a very smart man, worked his way up from teller.
Anybody calling either of them names has no sense at all.
Ah anyway.....such drama comes my way.
Gotta go sing.
Will be back later.
FACE THE NATION (CBS): Former Impeached and accused Rapist President Bill Clinton, who was disbarred from the Bar Association for LIFE for LYING, will tell more whoppers while being interviewed by White House Spokesman Bob “Purple-faced Rage” Schieffer, who ironically got his nickname by LYING to the public about Bill Clinton.
Isn’t it just amazing that Bubba is presented as some sage elder statesman—a vile pervert and a complete windbag given Voice of God status by the dense lamers of the lamestream media.
And Shieffer...
This is how the world ends.
Cheers!
I like it! Dead-on accurate descriptions of these dirtbags...keep it up!
Love your truthful and descriptive introductions of the Talk Show Guests AB. Thanks for the thread.
LOL. Excellent!
A shill, plant, or stooge is a person who publicly helps a person or organization without disclosing that he has a close relationship (usually involving kneepads) with that person or organization.
The term is applied metaphorically to journalists or commentators who have vested interests in or associations with parties in a controversial issue and particularly, elections. By limiting the dialogue and discourse between specific candidates and political parties and in fact overtly campaigning for specific candidates, the media can psychologically limit choices in the public mind and discourage voters with made-up, skewed polls and so-called 'news' (including networks purporting to be 'Fair & Balanced') and thus assure that only politicians acceptable to the progressives, liberals, Democrats and presstitute media are elected to public office. By highlighting the disparities of any conservative candidate, the media attempts to appear as an honest broker and fair minded, but is acting as a shill for the Obama Administration & the pro-abortion baby murderers, homosexuals, anti-marriage, anti-Bible, anti-Christian and anti-God Democrat Party.
Original 'shill' definitition source: Wikepedia
Modified definition: MM
The topics on MTP this morning,ie: Romney’s taxes, 47%, hopeless polls, ect all ignoring the Middle East, Iran, horrible economic numbers, will serve as a template for the upcoming debates. Since all the moderators will be radical libs, you just know all the questions will be geared toward propping up the Moron-In-Chief. I would hope that Mitt would ask Newt to help him formulate some of debate responses. Time to expose the rigged ballgame.