Chris Brown And His Awful Lamborghini Terrorize Elderly Subway Employee

Jalopnik ^ | 9/22/12 | Patrick George

[Impala64ssa]

The Internet is a divisive place full of angry people who like to argue in comments and on forums all day long. But I think there's one thing we can all agree on pretty universally: singer Chris Brown is history's greatest monster.

I don't care how catchy "Forever" is, the guy's a weapons-grade asshole. Examples of this are well-documented. I bring you another one today: Brown, his stupid looking P-51 Lamborghini, and his entourage reportedly terrorized an older woman who was serving them at a Subway restaurant, according to What Would Tyler Durden Do. (God, that's a great name for a website.)

What did this woman do to draw Breezy's infinite rage? She wouldn't give them extra meat for free. Sayeth WWTD:

The man in the blue shirt (pictured) was eating at Subway when Chris' posse started harassing an elderly lady who was working at the restaurant because they didn't want to pay for extra meat. When another elderly man tried to stand up for her, they turned on him before the mystery man stood up to them. They got the man outside and were taunting him with racial slurs before Chris pulls up in his Lamborghini. Chris' bodyguard pulls out a stun gun and chases the man around the parking lot before the cops showed up and broke up the scene.

Sigh.

Just once, I would really like to see Chris Brown get what's coming to him. Just one time. Is that too much to ask, universe?

So what do guys think of his latest antics, or that Lambo? And who eats at Subway anyway? That place is nasty. The meatball sub is decent, but that's it.

[Bikkuri]

Oh, I forgot to include that I hate (c)rap and the personalities that come with it and that they herde like sheeple (sounds familiar >.<).

[Tuanedge]

Make it rhyme and you can have it.

Depressing what some men make of their manhood, it’s bad enough to lose it; another thing to be a living spectacle and mockery of it. When you lay hands on something this vile, remember even Jesus took up the whip for the zeal of His Father’s house, He drove the defiler out the door and right down the street. Down the road your regret will be if your kinder nature gave this kind of creature a break; people who change need a break, some only change when they get broken, and you’re the one with the holy commission.

I may be bent but that’s how I see it.

[MarineDad]

Same here. There are some things I refuse to “allow” into my life, and rap is at the top of the list. I’ve never understood how these so-called “artistes” can make such incredible fortunes peddling that garbage to urban yoot, when supposedly they’re poverty-stricken, and can’t even afford food, much less this brain-dead “entertainment.” Yeah, it never managed to pass the “smell test,” that’s for sure!

[Durus]

"Brown, his stupid looking P-51 Lamborghini..."

Stupid looking?! I question the authors masculinity. Other than that I don't disagree with anything in the article except that I think the author was a bit too kind to Brown.

[Charles Martel]

It’s a cool paint job, but it doesn’t belong on an Italian car.

[Holly_P]

That was creative.

[Celtic Conservative]

In prison they're called "punk a$$ b!tches" and within a week of going inside pretty much everyone, cops and cons alike know it. Most of the time they back down, and if they do stand up, it's over...fast. Their mouth writes checks their ass can't cash and they spend a lot of time in "the hole" not for fighting but in protective custody from all the people they've swindled, stolen from or just plain pissed off.

CC

[nothingnew]

Rap is crap.

Agreed, to the extreme.

FMCDH(BITS)

[tina07]

thanks