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Dear blue state Conservatives,

Please relocate now to a swing state. Texas is already red
enough. No need to come here. If you live in California, try
Aspen or Vail Colorado. You’ll feel right at home with all
the celebrities there. Colorado residents love California
immigrants. If you live in New York, try Florida. Most New
Yorker’s end up there anyway. If you can’t take the Florida
summer heat, move half way back to New York and stop in
North Carolina. They love “half-backs” there. Everybody else
move to Ohio.

Thanks for your cooperation.
Have a nice day,

Texas