Posted on 09/27/2012 3:36:48 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
...like pouring vodka into your eye to get drunk...
Someone must have been watching the cable TV show MANSWERS. They had a segment on the fastest way to get drunk. and that was it.
Rectum?
Damn near killed him.
I was in a fraternity and 99% of fraternity members are conservative/Republican... yeah we did stupid stuff like this..and worse...
I have a simple rule I live by. My butt only goes in one direction, out.
Who thought this idea up, did they have an S&M prostitute there? Hey, I’ve got a great idea?
Frat guy: I’m going to stick this hose up your butt and...
Wanna be frat guy, sure, sounds like a plan.
Like Ripley said in Aliens, did IQ’s just drop sharply while I was gone?
takes all the fun out of drinking!
Maybe this was part of a living history project. </sarcasm>
I admit doing a few crazy things in college, but this is so beyond gross.
I can anticipate the Time and Newsweek headlines as butt chugging spreads across the nation:
Time- “Butt Chugging-The New Crack”
Newsweek- “Butt Chugging- Must we turn the other cheek?”
There will be calls for immediate legislative action to ban the scourge of Butt Chugging.
The Surgeon General will issue a report “Butt Chugging- a fundamental epidemic”
Senator Foghorn will proclaim “I for one will not bend over while the specter of Butt Chugging haunts our youth. Butt Chugging must stop. It is deadly, it is immoral, it is somewhat painful and messy at times.”
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