No. People will be enthralled with Kim Kardashian as she starts dating men and women.
Snooki will get a contract for $20 million to play the lead role in the next Titanic movie.
The Situation will pursue his dream to be a professional baseball player and will earn the MVP award for being the best bench sitter during a World Series.
Gay people will start pushing for their next human right of dating unicorns and people will watch breathlessly as homosexual men ride their steeds in commercials, declaring:
“I’m on a horse!”
Gay persons see unicorns as a two seat horse.