>> See if you can work the term shag into that story <<
Like the following? To wit:
When I took the lift up to the flat of my very hip, up-to-date and attractive female British neighbor and knocked her up, she said she was moving to a place where the management would allow her to have “some shag on the rug.” Maybe she wasn’t talking about interior decorating?
You don’t know how funny that really is. The area we were at was a really beautiful spot with a lot of hiking trails, look outs and just plain nice country.
I never heard him use the term “shag” but he and his girlfriend were caught in an embarrassing situation on a blanket at one of the secluded and beautiful views. One of the two boys who caught them was his best friend and also on my crew.
He told me that she looked so good that he would have swapped places with him even with getting caught.