“Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how well you play chess, the pigeon just knocks over the pieces, craps on the board, and struts around like he won.”
You sir are the proud owner of my “Quite of the Year” award! Now that and $5 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks but you are a winner. I am sooo going to steal that quote and repeat it. I will give you credit though ;)
Unabridged quote:
Arguing with a liberal is like playing chess with a pigeon.
No matter how well you play chess, the pigeon just knocks over the pieces, craps on the board, utters vaguely obscene sounds, and struts around like he won.