I AM SO FRAGGIN’ JEALOUS THAT I’M NOT THERE!
YOU are jealous??!? I missed out on the whole thing too! Why, yesterday, I didn’t get to fire a wide assortment of great firearms with some of the most solid, coolest people on the planet! Because I didn’t get a chance to fire the weapons, I never got surprised by the kick of a .50 Desert Eagle (after not firing a .44 that looked identical) and because of that, there’s no Classic Freeper Video of me going “WWAAAAAaaaahhh!!!” in surprise; humblegunner and I never shot a tennis ball such that it launched about 50 feet in the air, and I never got a chance to try a new trigger technique that improved my followup shots with a pistol, that made a lemon (a target) fairly dance downrange. Then I would have had the chance to have some real Texas BBQ at the range, but of course, I missed out on that too. After, I missed the opportunity to go to the beach with the sultry and sexy Freepladys onyx and penelopesire, and since the ocean water kept receding just out of my reach, I never got to go for a solid swim that would have served as a symbolic start of a new and very intense workout regime that would have eventually gotten me back into amazing shape. And of course, while I wasn’t here, I took up a horrible new cigarette habit.
It would have been great, but unfortunately, I just missed everything by about 15 minutes.
Damn.
WELL, YOU NEED TA GIT YER BUTTINSKY HERE NEXT TIME, SARGE! :)
There is always next year, Sarge. You and your bride will probably have a great time.
Bryan (Hubby) liked it so much that we're returning for the next one as well.
Two years of gentle, subtle nagging paid off! LOL!