This reminds me...
Is there a way to get off AARP’s mailers?
DH just retired and we are getting flooded with AARP-Crap.
I wish I was still getting their crappy mail. I loved stuffing interesting things in the prepaid mailers and sending it back.
Hopefully found how to get off their mailing list:
(found on various sites)
You can stop AARP junk mail through several convenient methods:
e-mail AARP: member@aarp.org; (subject line: “unsubscribe”)
call AARP at 1-888-OUR-AARP (1-888-687-2277);
write AARP at AARP Membership Center, 3200 E. Carson Street, Lakewood, CA 90712;
((Because of the nature of AARP mailings, it can take up to 14 weeks for AARP junk mail and that from associated companies to subside.
When contacting AARP to stop junk mail, be sure to specify that you do not want your name re-sold or provided to any of their affiliates or otherwise endorsed companies.))
Just cut all their crap up, put it in the postage paid return envelope, and send it back to the bastards. Fun with mail! :-)
Personally I like getting their mailings, especially if there are stamped, enclosed envelopes inside. I send it back in their envelope with a big, black bold NO, YOU SOCIALIST LEFTWING HACKS!