Obama: "Romney debate performance better suited for Dancing w the Stars"

RCP ^ | 10/5/2012 | BO

[maggief]

He’d be ‘outclassed’ in a debate with Kim Kardashian.

[Big Giant Head]

It STILL amazes me after seeing it happen over and over for years, but the things democrats and leftists say about republicans ALWAYS describe themselves better. It’s like they make up their talking points while standing in front of a mirror. I shouldn’t be amazed, but I am.

[snarkytart]

Actually that is the worst time to come up with dumb ass statements trying to trash the other guy. It makes you look like a weak ass sore loser.

Then again.....

[Tuanedge]

If you’ve ever been in a street fight, especially with the brothers, you understand that behavior very well.

If you simply let a man go when he’s no longer able to fight, you get rocks through your windows at 2 AM, you get your car keyed, and somebody poisons your cat.

But, if you beat them until they’re crying in alto tenor so loud people are coming out of their doors, if he thinks the white tunnel’s opening, then you don’t have these things happen.

Mitt needs to realize he’s in a street fight. I teach a little martial arts on the side, and one of my teaching tricks is to take a newbie, and tell them: “Okay, today I’m going to teach you how to mug people.” They’ll say, “I don’t want to learn how to mug people.” And I respond, “ if you know how to mug people, then you know what a mugger wants to happen, and what a mugger doesn’t want to happen. Then you know how to be exactly what that mugger doesn’t want to happen.”

[Gamecock]

Obama was very much like George Castanza when he stepped in horse manure trying to explain that it is really a good thing....you got your Ma and it’s newer...ma-newer...see? Not bad.

And all of a sudden his "date" announces she is already engaged.

[LibLieSlayer]

Hey barry... your comebacks are days late and lame as hell. You are no longer “cool” dude... kind of like the backstreet boys or millie vanillie. You are a has been/never were... you pos.

LLS

[sergeantdave]

“The chances are that he will over compensate next time and make an even bigger mess of himself.”

Yep. I expect he’ll act like a screaming Lenin Bolshevik. He’ll do a fairly good imitation of Mussolini at a rally.

[windsorknot]

Obama has no problem “Dancing with the Stars”. He prefers it to attending those pesky briefings.

[Vendome]

Flash with the Cash and at least as good Gregory Hines if you want to talk about “tap dancing”.... /s

Tard.

[Vendome]

If I shook hands with this tool I’d squeeze a bit hard, hold onto his free shoulder(skip rubbing the lower bicep) and I’d forget to let go after the other guy starts to move off.

[fella]

He sounds as if he is confident that his trusty sidekick TOTUS will be with him at the next 2 debates.

[American Constitutionalist]

" Exactly. These kind of snarky comments only remind people of how badly Obama got beat.

You would think he would want to move on and talk about the economy, foreign policy, etc."

" Oh yea, he can’t talk about those things either...... " ......

For some reason after seeing the Glenn Bech Show after the 2010 midterm elections where the Republicans soundly KICKED the Democrats keisters ...

and now ?

After watching that video of the Glenn Beck Show of the not so obvious, but actually obvious gloating ...... I can see Glenn Bech saying " ohh yeah, he can't talk about those things either.... chime in the music....

[bray]

Did he say it in his Ghetto voice? What a little girl.

Pray for America

[SkyDancer]

[SaraJohnson]

The Honey Boo Boo President is whinning. He needs to go back to People’s mag and The View for a serious debate.

His right hand man, Snoopy Dog and all the other thug sluts and drug addicts of the Entertainment industry would be honored to have him for a real debate. He so smart.

[savedbygrace]

I’ve received some inside information on what Team Obama plans to say about Romney after the second debate.

I can’t reveal exactly what it is, but I can give you a hint:

It has something to do with combat boots.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

And Obama’s debate performance was better suited to collecting garbage.

[Fresh Wind]

Did Barry think of that line himself, or did TOTUS tell him to say it?

[Oztrich Boy]

Coming up with the zingers two days late and a trillion dollars short.

[KarlInOhio]

And here's the judges' scores for that Can-Can he did on your worthless backside, Obama:

But don't worry, they still think you're number one: