Because thieves are stealing the innards if air conditioners, cutting [pieces of iron fence, and in Western Pennsylvania three guys tried to cut apart and steal a railroad trestle A long time ago the Army left three Armored Personnel Carriers up at Camp Grayling, Michigan. These old, mostly aluminum, vehicles were being used as targets.
When the units returned to do more live fire exercises some one had stolen two whole APC's and had cut the third in two and taken half.
Don't worry, the brilliant conservative chief justice John Roberts will save the ruling at the last possible moment. Proclaiming that this is actually a tax due to be paid that is uncollectible and therefore all the lowly ebayers & etc will simply be required to donate their first born sons to John Roberts forevermore. This tax will be enforced by the IRS so that will make it seem really easy to we the unwashed masses so no further discussion will we be burdened with regarding this matter.
There. I know I feel better now. How bout you?
Thank goodness the SCOTUS is so fair and so smart! Where would we be without them?