I’m guessing Elmo had the back end of the Suburban filled with cash and fleeing the country to avoid the upcoming tax hikes. Goodness knows how much moolah Big Bird has stashed in his nest egg. Found this - and this is just ELMO.:
During Tickle Me Elmo’s epic reign, Tyco—the toy company behind the mega-craze—saw its sales soar from $70 million to an astounding $350 million, all thanks to a simple plush toy.
Since that mania a decade and a half ago, Tickle Me Elmo remains the benchmark for products’ must-have status.
Read more: http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-12-10/strategy/30501444_1_tyco-tickle-elmo#ixzz28pME7GaV
I wonder if he set a trap and the libtards walked right into it?