[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Ryan steps out from behind the podium and rips open his shirt to reveal a rippling six-pack abs (ala’ The Situation on Jersey Shore).

The media goes ballistic. The womens vote moves 15 points overnight in Romney/Ryan’s favor.

[Red Badger]

Then Biden attempts to do the same thing and his plugs pop out..............

[BlueStateRightist]

Better yet, Ryan just comes out in a thong.