Sweetheart you do not have what it takes to fertilise another woman, If you perceive that you do,
you are looney tunes. The sperm was donated by someone else. Spit does not cut the mustard in childbirth.
Your perception is horse dung. You are a sick puppy.
Standing in the same room while a Doctor uses a Turkey baster on your sick partner does not entitle you to be listed as a parent.