Gosh! I’d hate to see her in the lotus position!
Wouldn’t she just rock backwards. Perhaps her breasteses would balast her. Or she might just look like that little woodpecker who pecks his beak in a beaker of water and then goes goes back through a rocking cycle. Whichever it might be Candy doing the lotus does bring to mind a vile picture.
ACK! Her Buddha belly must cover her eyes!