Just remember, there are no delicatessens under Communism
Seinfeld:
Episode: THE RACE
Mickey: There are no delicatessens under communism.
Kramer: Woah, why not?
Mickey: Well, because the meats are divided into a class system. Youve got pastrami and corned beef in one class and salami and bologna in another. Thats not right.
Kramer: So you cant get corned beef?
Mickey: Well, you know, if youre in the Politburo, maybe.
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"The Race" is the 96th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the tenth episode of the sixth season. The episode first aired on December 15, 1994. The story follows Jerry as he meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and wishes to re-run it. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" and finds out her boyfriend is a communist, which sees George respond to a personal ad in the Daily Worker and Kramer, who is working as a department store Santa Claus, is eventually convinced to become a communist by Elaine's boyfriend.
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Lots of good clips from the episode. I couldn’t find the complete episode.