[drinktheobamakoolaid]

Are you kidding me? Well, if we are going to redefine marriage, then I think we should redefine family as well. I think pets should be considered "Family". Think about it. To not call a pet a member of a family is a crime and unconstitutional. Plus I can always use an extra one or two dependents. ;-)

[muawiyah]

Imagine the size of the koi pond Bill Gates would need to reduce his tax liability to zero.