[John W]

The candidates taking part are the Libertarian Party’s Gary Johnson, the Green Party’s Jill Stein, the Constitution Party’s Virgil Goode and the Justice Party’s Rocky Anderson.

[forgotten man]

Why isn’t Roseanne Barrf particpating? She should be there scratching her crotch and spitting.

[Slump Tester]

But what about that clown from the-rent-is-too-damnned-high party?

I'm not gonna watch if they won't let him play.