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Whoopi Goldberg fails miserably in attempt to attack Ann and Mitt Romney on “The View”
hillbuzz ^ | 10/18 | kevin dujan

Posted on 10/18/2012 2:52:33 PM PDT by RummyChick

Apparently, “The View” is considered by dozens to be a talk show of some kind. To me, it’s always seemed to be a poorly-run therapy session for people too stupid to know they belong in rigorous therapy (or remedial, grade-school level education courses since one of the women on the panel, Sherri Shepherd, has said before that she’s still not sure the Earth is really round because she’s never been up high enough to prove that). On the show, Whoopi Goldberg often dresses like one of the unwashed people on a late night bus whose hair I am convinced is full of spiderlings. I also think Whoopi probably smells really, really bad.

On today’s train wreck of a program, Whoopi tried maligning Mormons…which is a very stupid move because I am convinced the two presidential campaigns have a truce, whereby if the Obamas attack Mormons then mysteriously new elements of the Jeremiah Wright/Trinity United backstory will be made public. If you recall, the very same week that TIME magazine took a punch at Mormons quite coincidentally, I’m sure, Sean Hannity was given a tape of Barack Obama ranting and raving like a loon using a fake black preacher accent. Funny how that worked out, isn’t it?

If Democrats attempt to persecute Mormons, I think Mormons will somehow retaliate by countering with a Jeremiah Wright-a-palooza.

Ann Romney handled Whoopi (who appeared to be wearing a Halloween costume of some kind, several weeks early) superbly…very firmly telling her, “No, that’s not correct” whenever Whoopi said something stupid. It was great, the way a teacher instructs a particularly oafish child who keeps trying to spell “cat” with a “k” or a “q”.

“No, that’s not correct” is a really polite and clever way of saying, “Boy, you sure are stupid if you think I’m going to allow you to pull this garbage on me”.

Ann will eventually learn to stop saying “Uhm” so much. It’s a hard habit for a lot of people to learn. Hillary Clinton did this for years and it used to drive me nuts. I actually asked her at a book signing in 2003 to please go to a speech teacher and work on eliminating the need to fill space with “Uhms” when talking. She didn’t like that very much, I think…but lo and behold she eventually got better at eliminating this noise when she ran for president in 2008. She still does it sometimes, but’s nowhere as bad as when she served as First Lady.

I had a great speech teacher my sophomore year of high school…her name was Ms. Habrat and she cracked skulls. She did this thing, actually, where if you were talking and would say “Uhm”, she’d loudly buzz UHM UHM UHM UHM back at you, really loud, staring right in your face. You learned lickety-split to cut that stuff out. It’s better, actually, to just leave a little silence in there while you collect your thoughts for the next sentence. You don’t need to insert the Uhms to fill any void. Just calmly concentrate on getting your next sentence out.

Ann’s going to learn this…and she will make an excellent First Lady.

Just imagine having someone classy in that role who won’t take any garbage from anyone. You can tell she raised five rambunctious boys. Whoopi had no idea what happened, but she cut her crap right quick.

That’s just the sort of person to get the White House back into shape after four years of wild parties, endless spending, and communist ornaments on the Christmas tree.

None of that nonsense will be happening ever again starting in January.

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To: RummyChick

My uncle served over 27 years active duty with the US Army spanning WWII through Vietnam. Three tours in Nam.

He was a Mormon everyday of his life. Born nto his religion, kept it, just like a great many people, possibly even most people.

His son in law followed, also career Army officer, then retired. Also Mormon.

Whoopi proves what an ignorant fool she is. Ann is a convert.


21 posted on 10/18/2012 3:58:21 PM PDT by truth_seeker
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To: Tennessee Nana

I don’t know why you pinged me to a thread that I’m not on, or interested in.


22 posted on 10/18/2012 3:58:30 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: Tennessee Nana

You are a SICKO for being so anti-MORMON!!! What did they EVER do to you except have upstnding FAMILIES,NANA! You really need to focus on YOUR family....kind of SICK of your comments!


23 posted on 10/18/2012 4:02:58 PM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: RummyChick
It’s better, actually, to just leave a little silence in there while you collect your thoughts for the next sentence. You don’t need to insert the Uhms to fill any void. Just calmly concentrate on getting your next sentence out.

That's what Ryan does.

24 posted on 10/18/2012 4:05:34 PM PDT by UltraV (I use the term Leftist not liberal, because a true liberal would not support government censorship.)
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To: RummyChick

“cake boy”?

I thought “mack-daddy” was funny, but cake boy is great.


25 posted on 10/18/2012 4:06:28 PM PDT by gotribe (He's a mack-daddy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV415yit7Zg)
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To: dfwgator

I’m ashamed to say I get that.


26 posted on 10/18/2012 4:10:55 PM PDT by ez (When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.)
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To: RummyChick

I don’t think it’s so much that the campaigns have a truce on that, tacit or not, as that Barry knows if he knows nothing else that he really, really doesn’t want to start an argument with Mitt on who’s got the odder religious beliefs.


27 posted on 10/18/2012 4:17:04 PM PDT by RichInOC (Obama 2012: Before Reagan Was, I Am.)
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To: RummyChick

Once Mrs. Romney becomes First Lady, “The View” will be begging her to make reappearances on the show - to dead air......


28 posted on 10/18/2012 4:19:08 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: dfwgator
thank you...
29 posted on 10/18/2012 4:21:58 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: ez

I don’t .


30 posted on 10/18/2012 4:33:40 PM PDT by katykelly
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